Writing
14 year old’s 30 Rock Spec Script
I found this spec script when I was working at a production company. Some high school kid wrote it. It’s incredible.
The Heart is an Awesome Hunter
Here’s the preface to a book I almost assuredly will never write more of. Or maybe I found this thing too. No, yeah, I found it. It’s also real.
The Saddle Friends Mystery Getters and Solvers Club
Wrote this short story in 2007. Still mostly good.
When I lived in Boston I was hired by the Weekly Dig to be an asshole to people under the guise of “interviewing them.” It mostly wasn’t fun, but this interview still makes me chuckle because I was such a dick. Also, disregard all the movie theater stuff- that was the tenuous connection that my editor added to rationalize why I was interviewing this person for the Arts page.
The best of my weekly syndicated hate-speak column. Wait until you read what I think about the American Indian.
